6weeksandcounting

My child, who was to be playing outside, would not sneak in. No, my child would not open the cupboard door and take a cup out. No, my child would not think of fill that cup in the bathroom and then pour it on the kitchen floor. No, not my child. No, my child would not do this repeatedly as I work in the office. No, not my child. No, no child of mine would want to make a river on the kitchen floor. No, my child would not grow tired of filling that cup and decided that getting bottled water out of the fridge would be easier and faster. No, not my child. No, no child of mine would ever soak the kitchen floor.